The Directory

Write out a list of relevant numbers for your family and pin it up by the phone!  

Here is the basic telephone protocol that we all once took for granted:  Answer with a "hello" or better yet "Graves residence, Simon speaking".  If you're the one calling, identify yourself and then ask for the person you hope to reach.  "This is Simon; may I please speak with Nicholas?"

TALK TO HUMAN TELEHAMSTERS IN JAPAN!

NIH1  6441  Luca&Ryu in Yokohama, Japan. Bilingual talk on Japanese language, songs, Japanese mythology and culture. Please call anytime between 2pm and 2am PDT.

THE ROBOTS (of which there are few)

PAST  7278  Stories from Bellingham's history by Marissa McGrath

HELP  4357  The Advice Column with Nicholas Barth - call this to ask for advice

ADVC  2382  The Advice Column with Nicholas Barth - call this to hear Nick's advice

LIFE  5433  Native flora & fauna of the week, by Christian Shearer

JOKE  5653  The Joke of the Every Few Days or Weeks

READ  7323  Hear a story - updated weekly

TIME  8463  Date and time, just like when we were kids

SONG  7664  Hear a song by a TeleHamster member!

NEWS  6397  TeleHamster News and Community Bulletin - updated mostly weekly

POEM  7636  Hear a poem - updated weekly

TELE  8353  Leave a message for TeleHamster - feedback, ideas, volunteer a joke or poem or story?

THE ROBOTS-TO-BE

WORD  9673  Etymology with Kether!

WHAL  9425  Creative content from Paper Whale

NOAA  6622  NOAA point marine forecast for Bellingham Bay

JAPN  5276  Bilingual content in English and Japanese

TIDE  8433  Bellingham Bay tide predictions

SNOW  7669  North Cascades snow report

GAME  4263  Dial your way through an interactive story, or create a circle story with other kids

SPAM  7726  Call this to get all the spam and telemarketing we are not otherwise sending you

BUSINESSES & ORGANIZATIONS

4821  (HUB1)  The Hub Community Bike Shop: Thurs-Sat 10-6, 1320 Commercial St., B'ham

4848  (GUIT)  Champlin Guitars: Tues-Sun 11-7, 1121 N State St, B'ham

5680&5681  (LOV0&LOV1)  Loving Space School: 1200 Ellis St, B'ham

8353  (TELE)  TeleHamster: 24hr message machine

6678  (NORT)  Northerly Customs:  24hr message machine

5929  (KZAX)  94.9 KZAX LP FM; Make.Shift community radio

THE HUMANS (of which there are more and more every day; may we always outnumber the robots)

2284  (ACTI)  Actis, Ethan/Quinn/Tess/Richard

2557  (ALLR)  Allred, Booker/Tyler/Habiba

2683  (ANTE)  Antenen, Hazel/Elise/Donald/Erin

2245  (BAIL)  Bailey, Heron/Wendy

5864  (JUNI)  Bailey, Juniper/Megan

4376  (HERO)  Bailey Graves, Heron

2256  (BALO)  Baloy, Cleo/Sylvan/Natalie/Chad

3839  (DUDZ)  Ban Dudzinski, Gabor/Ily/Mark/Miriam

2265  (BANK)  Banks, Leo/Elora/Jasper

2278  (BART)  Barth, Nicholas/Soleil

6424  (MICH)  Barth, Michelle

2358  (BELV)  Belvo, Wren/Teagan/Brad/Molly

2268  (CBNT)  Bennett/Campbell, Josie/Clyde/Amy/Todd

2474  (BISH)  Bishop, Allie

2726  (BRAN)  Brandman, Onn

6426  (NICO)  Brandman, Nico

5355  (KELL)  Brandon, Kelly

2735  (BREK)  Brekke, Arlo/Odin/Katie/Christian

2855  (BULL)  Bullogh, Shepard/Jessie

2875  (BURK)  Burkhart, Miles/Michelle/Mark

2885  (BUTL)  Butler, Noa/Ori

2233  (CADE)  Cade, Juliette/Damian

2255  (CALL)  Callaghan, Brisa/Solenne/Thalisa/Brett

2282  (CAVA)  Cavanaugh, Rainer/Anaiya/Caitlin/Matt

3386  (DEVN)  Champlin, Devin

2426  (CHAN)  Chandonnet, León/Louise/Heidi/Tim

7529  (SLAY)  Clay/Simpson, Harvey/Margot/Sarah/Steve

2666  (CONN)  Connor, Casey

3289  (DAVY)  Crown, Davy

2788  (CRUT)  Crutchley, Eleanor/Elizabeth/Patrick

3245  (DAHL)  Dahlstedt, Tracy/Zelka/Bridget

3266  (DANN)  Danner, Evelyn/August

3284  (DAVI)  Davidson, Hazel/Rowan/Erica/Nolan

3325  (DECK)  Deck, Suzanne/Larry

3379  (DERY)  Deryckx, Nolan/Zoe/Luke/Jihan

2667  (CONR)  Dickerson/Noah, Conor/Cerise

3576  (DKSN)  Dickson/Dockins, Wren/Hazel/June/Cara/Travis

3787  (DRUS)  Druss/Telcs, Aven/Anna

4747  (IRIS)  Edwards, Iris/Teggart

3597  (ELWS)  Elwood, Sharon/Greg

3596  (ELWO)  Elwood, Piper/Bodi

3634  (ENDI)  Endicott, Cedric/Kelly/Todd

3742  (ERIC)  Ericksen, Justin/Sia/Kaia/Karen

3794  (ERWI)  Erwin, Pete/Jamie

3348  (FFIT)  ffitch, Jana

3489  (FITZ)  Fitzgerald, Isabel/Vivian/Lucia/Ashley/Patrick

3676  (FORM)  Formica-Carlson, Jade/Cedar/Sage/Sarah/Jonathan

3743  (FRIE)  Friedland, Nelly/Yanara/Robert

3878  (FURT)  Furtado, Remi/Chris/Arielle

4366  (GEMM)  Gage/Rose, Gemma/Michelle

4295  (GAYL)  Gaylord, Scout/Michael/Elizabeth

4426  (GHAN)  Ghan, Daphne/Josie/Laura/Dave

4433  (GIFF)  Giffen, Isaac/Clara/Chris

4456  (GILM)  Gilmore, Matt

4728  (GRAV)  Graves, Heron/Simon

4729  (GRAY)  Gray, Sparrow/Paloma/Ryan/Adrienne

4867  (GUNS)  Gunther/Morris/Rayne, Sarah/Kyle/Story

4255  (HALL)  Hall, Ripley/Jhustin/Alesia

7672  (SORA)  Hamilton/Ooka, Sora/Eina

4277  (HARP)  Harper, Audrey/Ruth

2534  (ALFI)  Harris/Galetta, Finn/Alex/Nicholas/Kristin

4328  (HEAT)  Heath/Robinette, Zoe/Avielle/Ross

4337  (HEER)  Heeren, Laurel/Bryn/Jenna/Jon

4333  (HEFF)  Heffernan/Brecha, Maya/Corrin/Gerek

4676  (HMSN)  Hermansen, Cora/Isla/Emily

4377  (HERR)  Herron/Schaper, Joe/Addie/Trevor/Karen

2212  (2212)  Hislop, Erin/Chad

4497  (HIXS)  Hixson, Paul/Kourtney

4667  (HOOP)  Hoops, Maggie/Gwen/Chris

4769  (HPMZ)  Hyde Park Math Zine, Kevin

5225  (JACK)  Jackson, Aleah/Julie

5367  (JENS)  Jensen, Florence/Hazel/Andrea/Jacob

2532  (CLEA)  Johnson, Willow/Elowyn/Felix/Clea/Arthur

5646  (JOHN)  Johnson, Leo/Rabia/Jeff

5676  (JNSN)  Johnson, Lloyd/Denelle

6442  (NIH2)  Kawamura, Wakana

5327  (KEAR)  Kearsley/Campbell, Samson/Llewellyn/Paul/Jane

5362  (KENA)  Kenagy/Katz, Brooklyn/Matt/Vanessa

7444  (SHIG)  Khawaja, Aaron

5456  (KILM)  Kilmer, Hazel/Jenn/Dylan

5534  (KLEI)  Klein, Bea/Jeanette/Andy

5678  (KORT)  Kortering, Esther/Matt/Christina

7436  (7436)  Kraus, Ocean/Isela

5877  (KUPP)  Kupp, Rowan/Eesmyal

5953  (KYLE)  Kyle/Brodsky, June/Rain/Ben/Lisa

5262  (LAMB)  Lamb, Owen/Banks

5263  (LAM3)  Lamb, Paula/Bronson

2766  (BRON)  Lamb/Youngblood, Bronson/Jordan

6333  (NEED)  Lambridis/Needels, Isabelle/Angie/Scott

5269  (LANY)  Laney/Kalafut, Olan/Octavia/Lee/Orlanda

5272  (LARA)  Lara, Nat

7673  (ROSE)  Lara, Jenny

5388  (LETT)  Lett, Marlo/Chris/Shelley

5396  (LEYN)  Leynes, Maryann

5467  (LINR)  Linrothe/Bachen, Soren/Kathryn/Garrett

5664  (LONG)  Long, Rina/Quincey/Tristan

5666  (LOOM)  Loomis, Alma/Olin

6227  (MABR)  Mabry/Castle, Ally/Joel

6224  (MACH)  Machuca-Windstead/Macuca-Kelley, Forest/Otis/Isabel/Alex

6225  (MACK)  MacKay, Marina/Arthur/Tristan/Hillary/Glen

3554  (ELLI)  Martin/Elliott, Cassidy/Scarlet/Jenny/Atley

6278  (MAST)  Masters, Jackson

6236  (MCDO)  McDonald, Cora/Kai/Erin

6247  (MCGR)  McGrath, Marissa

3423  (FIAD)  McMunn-Nieto, Fiadh

6389  (METZ)  Metzler/Liegel, Finn/Tegan/Michelle/Lora

6725  (OPAL)  Moon, Opal/Rashaan

9432  (WIDB)  Morris, Saeya/Naia/Aaron/Tia

5776  (KRPN)  Nance/Rickard, Patrick/Katie

6293  (NAYF)  Nayfield, Ailey/Koa/Amanda/Ky

6394  (NEWH)  Newhouse, Adrian/Lyra/Megan/Joel

6432  (NIEB)  Niebruegge, Allie/Karis/Tatum/Scott/Amy

6453  (MIKE)  Nieto, Mike

7696  (ROWN)  Nieto, Rowan

3579  (ELRY)  Nieves, Ellery/Sean

6438  (NIEV)  Nieves, Ellery/Nikki

6638  (NOET)  Noet, Megan/Jeremy

6658  (NOLT)  Nolte, Lanelle/Pierre

6729  (ORCZ)  Orkydd, Westley/Lorna/Izzy/Michelle

7274  (PARI)  Parine, Emma/Abby/Dan/Rachel

7275  (PARK)  Parks, William/Margo/Alva

7297  (PAXS)  Paxson, Sawyer/Sarah/Spencer

7338  (PEET)  Peet, Jeanne Marie

7366  (PENN)  Penny, Joshua/Katiya/David

7383  (PETE)  Petersen, Cecily/Otto/Ellen/Kyle

7427  (PIAS)  Piasecki, Micah/Chris

7499  (PIZZ)  Pizzichemi/Graham , Enna/Wren/Emily/Aaron

7693  (POWE)  Powers, Savonne/Luca

7728  (PRAT)  Pratesi, Mari/Lima/Molly/Marcelo

7743  (PRIE)  Pries, Olivia/June

7877  (PURS)  Pursley, Isla/Amanda

7252  (RBLA)  Rebula, Hawk/Alex/Juila/Chris

7337  (REES)  Rees, Ben

7364  (REMI)  Remien/Leynes, Andy/Marijoyce/Benny/Henry

7280  (7280)  Rivers, Rachel/Matt

7684  (ROTH)  Rothermel-Thompson, Ayla/Lewen/Hannah/Tyler

7687  (ROUS)  Rousseau, Stefan

7263  (SAND)  Sanders, Kailas/Hannah/Eric

7242  (SCHA)  Schaan, Jackson/Jensyn/Jennifer/Josh

3684  (DOUG)  Scharff/Williamson/Thompson, Kether/Sophie/Tommy

7246  (SCHO)  Schoen, Amy/Coraline/Raegan/Rylan

7328  (SEAT)  Seaton, Finnegan/Terra/Aaron

7432  (SHEA)  Shearer, Penelope/Reggie/Marissa/Christian

7437  (SHEP)  Shepherd, Rob/Yuki

6441  (NIH1)  Shima, Ryu/Luca

7473  (SHRE)  Shreve, Rhys/Arwynn

7467  (SIMP)  Simpson, Beth/Michael

7635  (SNEL)  Snell, Bri

7633  (SODE)  Soder/Engel, Sienna/Evelina/Deja/Jake

7634  (SOFI)  Sofield, Audrey/Darrell

7674  (SORI)  Sorich, Marta/Joey/Annie/Chris

7827  (STAR)  Staron, Vaughn/Shay/Nicole/Patrick

7832  (STEA)  Steacy, Aubrey/Thea/Roz/Katy/Tony

7834  (STEI)  Steinman, Annie/Heidi/Becky

7837  (STER)  Sternberg, Eva/Lars/Asta

7839  (STEW)  Stewart, Eílis/Leir/Jacob/Marcee

7862  (STOC)  Stockton, August/Liz

7866  (STON)  Stoner, Emery/Eliza/Kaley/Nick

7882  (STUA)  Stuart, Juni/Ellie/Silas

7887  (STUR)  Sturgis, Quin/Max/Jesse/Amber

7888  (SUTT)  Sutten-Randall, Claire/Nick/Stephanie

8728  (TRAV)  Travis, Tillie/Stefan/Megan

8783  (TRUE)  True, Dottie/Banks/Averil/Joe

8233  (VADE)  Vader/Davidson, Gabe/Amelia/Kyle

6275  (MARK)  Videa Marks, Kai/Ayla/Susan

9255  (WALK)  Walker, Grady/Maeva/Jayme/Kevan

9557  (WLKR)  Walker, Bill/Gail

9265  (WANL)  Wanlass, Isla/Nia/Tyler/Heather

4283  (GATE)  Westgate, Robin/Riverly

9378  (WEST)  Westgate, Ravenna/Escher

9433  (WHEE)  Wheeler, Ayla/Neten/Jason

9436  (WIEN)  Wiens, Ella/Hanna/Jake/Becca

7332  (REEB)  Willms/Klauder, Reeb/Caleb

9645  (WOHL)  Wohlgemuth, Toren/Aspen

9379  (YERX)  Yerxa, Liayla/Tenny/Rowan/McKenzie

MORE HUMANS COMING SOON

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Kevin Bacon?

The Ghost of Mindport?

Everyonew in any big city you know!