The Directory
Write out a list of relevant numbers for your family and pin it up by the phone!
Here is the basic telephone protocol that we all once took for granted: Answer with a "hello" or better yet "Graves residence, Simon speaking". If you're the one calling, identify yourself and then ask for the person you hope to reach. "This is Simon; may I please speak with Nicholas?"
TALK TO HUMAN TELEHAMSTERS IN JAPAN!
NIH1 6441 Luca&Ryu in Yokohama, Japan. Bilingual talk on Japanese language, songs, Japanese mythology and culture. Please call anytime between 2pm and 2am PDT.
THE ROBOTS (of which there are few)
PAST 7278 Stories from Bellingham's history by Marissa McGrath NEW NEW NEW NEW!
HELP 4357 The Advice Column with Nicholas Barth NEW NEW NEW NEW!
LIFE 5433 Native flora & fauna of the week, by Christian Shearer
JOKE 5653 The Joke of the Every Few Days
READ 7323 Hear a story - updated weekly
TIME 8463 Date and time, just like when we were kids
SONG 7664 Hear a song by a local Bellingham artist!
NEWS 6397 TeleHamster News and Community Bulletin - updated weekly
POEM 7636 Hear a poem - updated weekly
TELE 8353 Leave a message for TeleHamster - feedback, ideas, volunteer a joke or poem or story?
THE ROBOTS-TO-BE
WORD 9673 Etymology with Kether!
NOAA 6622 NOAA point marine forecast for Bellingham Bay
JAPN 5276 Bilingual content in English and Japanese
TIDE 8433 Bellingham Bay tide predictions
SNOW 7669 North Cascades snow report
GAME 4263 Dial your way through an interactive story, or create a circle story with other kids
SPAM 7726 Call this to get all the spam and telemarketing we are not otherwise sending you
BUSINESSES
4821 (HUB1) The Hub Community Bike Shop: Thurs-Sat 10-6, 1320 Commercial St., B'ham
4848 (GUIT) Champlin Guitars: Tues-Sun 11-7, 1121 N State St, B'ham
5680&5681 (LOV0&LOV1) Loving Space School: 1200 Ellis St, B'ham
8353 (TELE) TeleHamster: 24hr message machine
6678 (NORT) Northerly Customs: 24hr message machine
THE HUMANS (of which there are more and more every day; may we always outnumber the robots)
2557 (ALLR) Allred, Booker/Tyler/Habiba
2683 (ANTE) Antenen, Hazel/Elise/Donald/Erin
2245 (BAIL) Bailey, Heron/Wendy
5864 (JUNI) Bailey, Juniper/Megan
4376 (HERO) Bailey Graves, Heron
2256 (BALO) Baloy, Cleo/Sylvan/Natalie/Chad
3839 (DUDZ) Ban Dudzinski, Gabor/Ily/Mark/Miriam
2265 (BANK) Banks, Leo/Elora/Jasper
2278 (BART) Barth, Nicholas/Soleil
6424 (MICH) Barth, Michelle
2358 (BELV) Belvo, Wren/Teagan/Brad/Molly
2268 (CBNT) Bennett/Campbell, Josie/Clyde/Amy/Todd
2474 (BISH) Bishop, Allie
2726 (BRAN) Brandman, Onn
6426 (NICO) Brandman, Nico
2735 (BREK) Brekke, Arlo/Odin/Katie/Christian
2855 (BULL) Bullogh, Shepard/Jessie
2875 (BURK) Burkhart, Miles/Michelle/Mark
2885 (BUTL) Butler, Noa/Ori
2233 (CADE) Cade, Juliette/Damian
2282 (CAVA) Cavanaugh, Rainer/Anaiya/Caitlin/Matt
3386 (DEVN) Champlin, Devin
2426 (CHAN) Chandonnet, León/Louise/Heidi/Tim
7529 (SLAY) Clay/Simpson, Harvey/Margot/Sarah/Steve
2666 (CONN) Connor, Casey
3289 (DAVY) Crown, Davy
2788 (CRUT) Crutchley, Eleanor/Elizabeth/Patrick
3245 (DAHL) Dahlstedt, Tracy/Zelka/Bridget
3266 (DANN) Danner, Evelyn/August
3284 (DAVI) Davidson, Hazel/Rowan/Erica/Nolan
3325 (DECK) Deck, Suzanne/Larry
2667 (CONR) Dickerson/Noah, Conor/Cerise
3787 (DRUS) Druss/Telcs, Aven/Anna
4747 (IRIS) Edwards, Iris/Teggart
3596 (ELWO) Elwood, Piper/Bodi
3597 (ELWS) Elwood, Sharon/Greg
3742 (ERIC) Ericksen, Justin/Sia/Kaia/Karen
3794 (ERWI) Erwin, Pete/Jamie
3348 (FFIT) ffitch, Jana
3676 (FORM) Formica-Carlson, Jade/Cedar/Sage/Sarah/Jonathan
3743 (FRIE) Friedland, Nelly/Yanara/Robert
3878 (FURT) Furtado, Remi/Chris/Arielle
4366 (GEMM) Gage/Rose, Gemma/Michelle
4295 (GAYL) Gaylord, Scout/Michael/Elizabeth
4426 (GHAN) Ghan, Daphne/Josie/Laura/Dave
4433 (GIFF) Giffen, Isaac/Clara/Chris
4456 (GILM) Gilmore, Matt
4728 (GRAV) Graves, Heron/Simon
4729 (GRAY) Gray, Sparrow/Paloma/Ryan/Adrienne
4867 (GUNS) Gunther/Morris/Rayne, Sarah/Kyle/Story
7672 (SORA) Hamilton/Ooka, Sora/Eina
4277 (HARP) Harper, Audrey/Ruth
4328 (HEAT) Heath/Robinette, Zoe/Avielle/Ross
4337 (HEER) Heeren, Laurel/Bryn/Jenna/Jon
4333 (HEFF) Heffernan/Brecha, Maya/Corrin/Gerek
4676 (HMSN) Hermansen, Cora/Isla/Emily
4377 (HERR) Herron/Schaper, Joe/Addie/Trevor/Karen
2212 (2212) Hislop, Erin/Chad
4667 (HOOP) Hoops, Maggie/Gwen/Chris
5225 (JACK) Jackson, Aleah/Julie
5367 (JENS) Jensen, Florence/Hazel/Andrea/Jacob
5646 (JOHN) Johnson, Leo/Rabia/Jeff
2532 (CLEA) Johnson, Willow/Elowyn/Felix/Clea/Arthur
6442 (NIH2) Kawamura, Wakana
5362 (KENA) Kenagy/Katz, Brooklyn/Matt/Vanessa
5456 (KILM) Kilmer, Hazel/Jenn/Dylan
5534 (KLEI) Klein, Bea/Jeanette/Andy
5678 (KORT) Kortering, Esther/Matt/Christina
7436 (7436) Kraus, Ocean/Isela
5877 (KUPP) Kupp, Rowan/Eesmyal
5263 (LAM3) Lamb, Paula/Bronson
5262 (LAMB) Lamb, Owen/Banks
2766 (BRON) Lamb/Youngblood, Bronson/Jordan
6333 (NEED) Lambridis/Needels, Isabelle/Angie/Scott
5269 (LANY) Laney/Kalafut, Olan/Octavia/Lee/Orlanda
5272 (LARA) Lara, Nat
7673 (ROSE) Lara, Jenny
5396 (LEYN) Leynes, Maryann
5467 (LINR) Linrothe/Bachen, Soren/Kathryn/Garrett
5664 (LONG) Long, Rina/Quincey/Tristan
5666 (LOOM) Loomis, Alma/Olin
6224 (MACH) Machuca-Windstead/Macuca-Kelley, Forest/Otis/Isabel/Alex
6225 (MACK) MacKay, Marina/Arthur/Tristan/Hillary/Glen
6278 (MAST) Masters, Jackson
6236 (MCDO) McDonald, Cora/Kai/Erin
6247 (MCGR) McGrath, Marissa
6725 (OPAL) Moon, Opal/Rashaan
6293 (NAYF) Nayfield, Ailey/Koa/Amanda/Ky
6394 (NEWH) Newhouse, Adrian/Lyra/Megan/Joel
6438 (NIEV) Nieves, Ellery/Nikki
3579 (ELRY) Nieves, Ellery/Sean
6638 (NOET) Noet, Megan/Jeremy
6658 (NOLT) Nolte, Lanelle/Pierre
6729 (ORCZ) Orkydd, Westley/Lorna/Izzy/Michelle
7274 (PARI) Parine, Emma/Abby/Dan/Rachel
7275 (PARK) Parks, William/Margo/Alva
7297 (PAXS) Paxson, Sawyer/Sarah/Spencer
7338 (PEET) Peet, Jeanne Marie
7366 (PENN) Penny, Joshua/Katiya/David
7383 (PETE) Petersen, Cecily/Otto/Ellen/Kyle
7427 (PIAS) Piasecki, Micah/Chris
7499 (PIZZ) Pizzichemi/Graham , Enna/Wren/Emily/Aaron
7693 (POWE) Powers, Savonne/Luca
7743 (PRIE) Pries, Olivia/June
7877 (PURS) Pursley, Isla/Amanda
7332 (REEB) Reebles, Sarah/John/Kitty
7364 (REMI) Remien/Leynes, Andy/Marijoyce/Benny/Henry
7280 (7280) Rivers, Rachel/Matt
7684 (ROTH) Rothermel-Thompson, Ayla/Lewen/Hannah/Tyler
7687 (ROUS) Rousseau, Stefan
7263 (SAND) Sanders, Kailas/Hannah/Eric
7242 (SCHA) Schaan, Jackson/Jensyn/Jennifer/Josh
3684 (DOUG) Scharff/Williamson/Thompson, Kether/Sophie/Tommy
7246 (SCHO) Schoen, Amy/Coraline/Raegan/Rylan
7328 (SEAT) Seaton, Finnegan/Terra/Aaron
7432 (SHEA) Shearer, Penelope/Reggie/Marissa/Christian
7437 (SHEP) Shepherd, Rob/Yuki
6441 (NIH1) Shima, Ryu/Luca
7473 (SHRE) Shreve, Rhys/Arwynn
7467 (SIMP) Simpson, Beth/Michael
7635 (SNEL) Snell, Bri
7633 (SODE) Soder/Engel, Sienna/Evelina/Deja/Jake
7674 (SORI) Sorich, Marta/Joey/Annie/Chris
7827 (STAR) Staron, Vaughn/Shay/Nicole/Patrick
7832 (STEA) Steacy, Aubrey/Thea/Roz/Katy/Tony
7834 (STEI) Steinman, Annie/Heidi/Becky
7837 (STER) Sternberg, Eva/Lars/Asta
7839 (STEW) Stewart, Eílis/Leir/Jacob/Marcee
7862 (STOC) Stockton, August/Liz
7866 (STON) Stoner, Emery/Eliza/Kaley/Nick
7882 (STUA) Stuart, Juni/Ellie/Silas
7888 (SUTT) Sutten-Randall, Claire/Nick/Stephanie
8728 (TRAV) Travis, Tillie/Stefan/Megan
8783 (TRUE) True, Dottie/Banks/Averil/Joe
8233 (VADE) Vader/Davidson, Gabe/Amelia/Kyle
6275 (MARK) Videa Marks, Kai/Ayla/Susan
9265 (WANL) Wanlass, Isla/Nia/Tyler/Heather
9378 (WEST) Westgate, Ravenna/Escher
4283 (GATE) Westgate, Robin/Riverly
9433 (WHEE) Wheeler, Ayla/Neten/Jason
9436 (WIEN) Wiens, Ella/Hanna/Jake/Becca
9645 (WOHL) Wohlgemuth, Toren/Aspen
9379 (YERX) Yerxa, Liayla/Tenny/Rowan/McKenzie
MORE HUMANS COMING SOON
The mayor?
Kevin Bacon?
The Ghost of Mindport?