The Directory
Write out a list of relevant numbers for your family and pin it up by the phone!
Here is the basic telephone protocol that we all once took for granted: Answer with a "hello" or better yet "Graves residence, Simon speaking". If you're the one calling, identify yourself and then ask for the person you hope to reach. "This is Simon; may I please speak with Nicholas?"
REAL LIVE EDUCATIONAL HUMANS!
NIH1 6441 Luca&Ryu in Yokohama, Japan. Bilingual talk on Japanese language, songs, Japanese mythology and culture. Please call anytime between 2pm and 2am PDT.
KELL 5355 Call this number to practice reading out loud for 5-15 minutes with Bellingham public school teacher Kelly Brandon. Thursdays 12:30pm - 1:30pm and Sundays 6:00pm - 7:00pm. Read this page before calling.
THE ROBOTS (of which there are few)
PAST 7278 Stories from Bellingham's history by Marissa McGrath
HELP 4357 The Advice Column with Nicholas Barth - call this to ask for advice
ADVC 2382 The Advice Column with Nicholas Barth - call this to hear Nick's advice
LIFE 5433 PNW Native flora & fauna of the week, by Christian Shearer
JOKE 5653 The Joke of the Every Few Days or Weeks
READ 7323 Hear a story
TIME 8463 Date and time, just like when we were kids
SONG 7664 Hear a song by a TeleHamster member!
NEWS 6397 TeleHamster News and Community Bulletin
POEM 7636 Hear a recorded poem, or hear a live poetry prescription from a magical bureaucrat Fridays between 3pm and 5pm PDT. Hosted by Chapter 510 youth in Oakland, CA
TELE 8353 Leave a message for TeleHamster - feedback, ideas, volunteer a joke or poem or story?
5100 5100 Creative content hosted by Chapter 510 youth in Oakland, CA
THE ROBOTS-TO-BE
WORD 9673 Etymology with Kether!
WHAL 9425 Creative content from Paper Whale
NOAA 6622 NOAA point marine forecast for Bellingham Bay
JAPN 5276 Bilingual content in English and Japanese
FISH 3474 Fish Facts with Sarah Gunther
TIDE 8433 Bellingham Bay tide predictions
SNOW 7669 North Cascades snow report
GAME 4263 Dial your way through an interactive story, or create a circle story with other kids
SPAM 7726 Call this to get all the spam and telemarketing we are not otherwise sending you
ORGANIZATIONS
4848 (GUIT) Champlin Guitars: Tues-Sun 11-7, 1121 N State St, B'ham WA
2510 (C510) Chapter 510: Youth writing center in Oakland CA
4821 (HUB1) The Hub Community Bike Shop: Thurs-Sat 10-6, 1320 Commercial St., B'ham WA
5929 (KZAX) 94.9 KZAX LP FM; Make.Shift community radio, B'ham WA
5680&5681 (LOV0&LOV1) Loving Space School: 1200 Ellis St, B'ham WA
6678 (NORT) Northerly Customs: 24hr message machine, B'ham WA
7869 (SUNY) Sunnyland Neighborhood Association, B'ham WA
8353 (TELE) TeleHamster: 24hr message machine, B'ham WA
THE HUMANS (of which there are more and more every day; may we always outnumber the robots)
2284 (ACTI) Actis, Ethan/Quinn/Tess/Richard
2557 (ALLR) Allred, Booker/Tyler/Habiba
2683 (ANTE) Antenen, Hazel/Elise/Donald/Erin
2245 (BAIL) Bailey, Heron/Wendy
5864 (JUNI) Bailey, Juniper/Megan
4376 (HERO) Bailey Graves, Heron
2256 (BALO) Baloy, Cleo/Sylvan/Natalie/Chad
3839 (DUDZ) Ban Dudzinski, Gabor/Ily/Mark/Miriam
2265 (BANK) Banks, Leo/Elora/Jasper
2277 (BARR) Barron/Barron Romero, Santiago/Noemi/Julia/Walter
2278 (BART) Barth, Nicholas/Soleil
6424 (MICH) Barth, Michelle
2358 (BELV) Belvo, Wren/Teagan/Brad/Molly
2268 (CBNT) Bennett/Campbell, Josie/Clyde/Amy/Todd
2474 (BISH) Bishop, Allie
2726 (BRAN) Brandman, Onn
6426 (NICO) Brandman, Nico
5355 (KELL) Brandon, Kelly
2735 (BREK) Brekke, Arlo/Odin/Katie/Christian
2855 (BULL) Bullogh, Shepard/Jessie
2873 (BURD) Burdick, Nicole/Josh/A/A
2875 (BURK) Burkhart, Miles/Michelle/Mark
2885 (BUTL) Butler, Noa/Ori
2233 (CADE) Cade, Juliette/Damian
2255 (CALL) Callaghan, Brisa/Solenne/Thalisa/Brett
2276 (CARN) Carnell, Cat
2282 (CAVA) Cavanaugh, Rainer/Anaiya/Caitlin/Matt
3386 (DEVN) Champlin, Devin
2426 (CHAN) Chandonnet, León/Louise/Heidi/Tim
7529 (SLAY) Clay/Simpson, Harvey/Margot/Sarah/Steve
2666 (CONN) Connor, Casey
3289 (DAVY) Crown, Davy
2788 (CRUT) Crutchley, Eleanor/Elizabeth/Patrick
3245 (DAHL) Dahlstedt, Tracy/Zelka/Bridget
3266 (DANN) Danner, Evelyn/August
3284 (DAVI) Davidson, Hazel/Rowan/Erica/Nolan
3325 (DECK) Deck, Suzanne/Larry
3379 (DERY) Deryckx, Nolan/Zoe/Luke/Jihan
2667 (CONR) Dickerson/Noah, Conor/Cerise
3576 (DKSN) Dickson/Dockins, Wren/Hazel/June/Cara/Travis
3787 (DRUS) Druss/Telcs, Aven/Anna
3875 (DUSK) Duskey, Michelle
4747 (IRIS) Edwards, Iris/Teggart
3597 (ELWS) Elwood, Sharon/Greg
3596 (ELWO) Elwood, Piper/Bodi
3634 (ENDI) Endicott, Cedric/Kelly/Todd
3742 (ERIC) Ericksen, Justin/Sia/Kaia/Karen
3794 (ERWI) Erwin, Pete/Jamie
3348 (FFIT) ffitch, Jana
3489 (FITZ) Fitzgerald, Isabel/Vivian/Lucia/Ashley/Patrick
3526 (FLAN) Flanagan, Ellis/Nolan/Greg/Julia
3676 (FORM) Formica-Carlson, Jade/Cedar/Sage/Sarah/Jonathan
3743 (FRIE) Friedland, Nelly/Yanara/Robert
3865 (FUNK) Funk/Woo, Mckenzie/Wilson/Ethan/Jennifer
3878 (FURT) Furtado, Remi/Chris/Arielle
4366 (GEMM) Gage/Rose, Gemma/Michelle
4295 (GAYL) Gaylord, Scout/Michael/Elizabeth
4426 (GHAN) Ghan, Daphne/Josie/Laura/Dave
4433 (GIFF) Giffen, Isaac/Clara/Chris
4456 (GILM) Gilmore, Matt
4728 (GRAV) Graves, Heron/Simon
4729 (GRAY) Gray, Sparrow/Paloma/Ryan/Adrienne
4867 (GUNS) Gunther/Morris/Rayne, Sarah/Kyle/Story
4255 (HALL) Hall, Ripley/Jhustin/Alesia
7672 (SORA) Hamilton/Ooka, Sora/Eina
4277 (HARP) Harper, Audrey/Ruth
2534 (ALFI) Harris/Galetta, Finn/Alex/Nicholas/Kristin
4328 (HEAT) Heath/Robinette, Zoe/Avielle/Ross
4337 (HEER) Heeren, Laurel/Bryn/Jenna/Jon
4333 (HEFF) Heffernan/Brecha, Maya/Corrin/Gerek
4363 (HEND) Hendrickson, JJ/Charlie/Lucas/Danae
4636 (HNDN) Hendrickson, John/Brenda
4676 (HMSN) Hermansen, Cora/Isla/Emily
4377 (HERR) Herron/Schaper, Joe/Addie/Trevor/Karen
2212 (2212) Hislop, Erin/Chad
4497 (HIXS) Hixson, Paul/Kourtney
4664 (HONG) Hong, Mikkel
4667 (HOOP) Hoops, Maggie/Gwen/Chris
4769 (HPMZ) Hyde Park Math Zine, Kevin
5225 (JACK) Jackson, Aleah/Julie
5264 (JANI) Janis/Mindemann, Blaise/Ocean/Sam/Liza
5367 (JENS) Jensen, Florence/Hazel/Andrea/Jacob
2532 (CLEA) Johnson, Willow/Elowyn/Felix/Clea/Arthur
5646 (JOHN) Johnson, Leo/Rabia/Jeff
5676 (JNSN) Johnson, Lloyd/Denelle
5863 (JUNE) June/Wedow, Wesley/Seth/Amanda
5277 (KARS) Karstens, Cooper
6442 (NIH2) Kawamura, Wakana
2267 (CAMP) Kearsley/Campbell, Samson/Llewellyn/Paul/Jane
5362 (KENA) Kenagy/Katz, Brooklyn/Matt/Vanessa
7444 (SHIG) Khawaja, Aaron
5456 (KILM) Kilmer, Hazel/Jenn/Dylan
5534 (KLEI) Klein, Bea/Jeanette/Andy
5678 (KORT) Kortering, Esther/Matt/Christina
7436 (7436) Kraus, Ocean/Isela
5877 (KUPP) Kupp, Rowan/Eesmyal
5953 (KYLE) Kyle/Brodsky, June/Rain/Ben/Lisa
5262 (LAMB) Lamb, Owen/Banks
5263 (LAM3) Lamb, Paula/Bronson
2766 (BRON) Lamb/Youngblood, Bronson/Jordan
6333 (NEED) Lambridis/Needels, Isabelle/Angie/Scott
5356 (LDLN) Landline SF, Landline SF
5269 (LANY) Laney/Kalafut, Olan/Octavia/Lee/Orlanda
5272 (LARA) Lara, Nat
7673 (ROSE) Lara, Jenny
5287 (LETT) Laureau, Reeve/Rynn/Liz/Ryan
5388 (LETT) Lett, Marlo/Chris/Shelley
5396 (LEYN) Leynes, Maryann
5467 (LINR) Linrothe/Bachen, Soren/Kathryn/Garrett
5664 (LONG) Long, Rina/Quincey/Tristan
5666 (LOOM) Loomis, Alma/Olin
5862 (LUMB) Lumb/Place, Maxwell/Jenny
6227 (MABR) Mabry/Castle, Ally/Joel
6224 (MACH) Machuca-Windstead/Macuca-Kelley, Forest/Otis/Isabel/Alex
6225 (MACK) MacKay, Marina/Arthur/Tristan/Hillary/Glen
6246 (MAGN) Magnusson, Catherine/Baiss
6756 (MRKM) Markham, Knox/Madden/Cohen/Ariel/Jack
6277 (MARS) Marshall, Jane
3554 (ELLI) Martin/Elliott, Cassidy/Scarlet/Jenny/Atley
6278 (MAST) Masters, Jackson
7625 (SNAL) McCully, Bailey
6236 (MCDO) McDonald, Cora/Kai/Erin
2420 (2420) McGrath, Marissa
3423 (FIAD) McMunn-Nieto, Fiadh
6389 (METZ) Metzler/Liegel, Finn/Tegan/Michelle/Lora
6725 (OPAL) Moon, Opal/Rashaan
9432 (WIDB) Morris, Saeya/Naia/Aaron/Tia
5776 (KRPN) Nance/Rickard, Patrick/Katie
6293 (NAYF) Nayfield, Ailey/Koa/Amanda/Ky
6394 (NEWH) Newhouse, Adrian/Lyra/Megan/Joel
6432 (NIEB) Niebruegge, Allie/Karis/Tatum/Scott/Amy
6453 (MIKE) Nieto, Mike
7696 (ROWN) Nieto, Rowan
3579 (ELRY) Nieves, Ellery/Sean
6438 (NIEV) Nieves, Ellery/Nikki
6638 (NOET) Noet, Megan/Jeremy
6658 (NOLT) Nolte, Lanelle/Pierre
6729 (ORCZ) Orkydd, Westley/Lorna/Izzy/Michelle
7256 (PALM) Palmisani, Nikyta
7632 (PNDA) Panda House, Panda House
7274 (PARI) Parine, Emma/Abby/Dan/Rachel
7275 (PARK) Parks, William/Margo/Alva
7277 (PARS) Parsons, Aiya/Sarah/Aaron
7297 (PAXS) Paxson, Sawyer/Sarah/Spencer
7338 (PEET) Peet, Jeanne Marie
7366 (PENN) Penny, Joshua/Katiya/David
7383 (PETE) Petersen, Cecily/Otto/Ellen/Kyle
7427 (PIAS) Piasecki, Micah/Chris
7499 (PIZZ) Pizzichemi/Graham , Enna/Wren/Emily/Aaron
7693 (POWE) Powers, Savonne/Luca
7728 (PRAT) Pratesi, Mari/Lima/Molly/Marcelo
7743 (PRIE) Pries, Olivia/June
7783 (PRUE) Pruett, Soren/Odin/Alyisa/Wade
7824 (PUCH) Puchalsky/Higginbottom, Mazzy/Elliot/Derek/Heidi
7877 (PURS) Pursley, Isla/Amanda
7844 (QUIG) Quigley/Lyman Schmidt, Enzo/Mazarine/Caitlin/Owen
7252 (RBLA) Rebula, Hawk/Alex/Juila/Chris
7337 (REES) Rees, Ben
7364 (REMI) Remien/Leynes, Andy/Marijoyce/Benny/Henry
7280 (7280) Rivers, Rachel/Matt
7623 (ROBE) Robertson, Arlie/JoJo/Greg/Jessica
7684 (ROTH) Rothermel-Thompson, Ayla/Lewen/Hannah/Tyler
7687 (ROUS) Rousseau, Stefan
7267 (SAMP) Sampedro/Culver, Luna/Rio/Javier/Kathleen
7263 (SAND) Sanders, Kailas/Hannah/Eric
2920 (2920) Santelices-Lorca/Chiotti, Lale/Andrea
7268 (SANT) Santelices/Tellez/Gatica, Sebastian/Tomas/Fabiola/Borja
7242 (SCHA) Schaan, Jackson/Jensyn/Jennifer/Josh
3684 (DOUG) Scharff/Williamson/Thompson, Kether/Sophie/Tommy
7246 (SCHO) Schoen, Amy/Coraline/Raegan/Rylan
7328 (SEAT) Seaton, Finnegan/Terra/Aaron
7332 (SEEC) Seecle, Rhonda/Carnassus
7432 (SHEA) Shearer, Penelope/Reggie/Marissa/Christian
7437 (SHEP) Shepherd, Rob/Yuki
6441 (NIH1) Shima, Ryu/Luca
7473 (SHRE) Shreve, Rhys/Arwynn
7467 (SIMP) Simpson, Beth/Michael
7648 (SMIT) Smith, Gregory/Jo-Ellen
7635 (SNEL) Snell, Bri
7633 (SODE) Soder/Engel, Sienna/Evelina/Deja/Jake
7634 (SOFI) Sofield, Audrey/Darrell
7674 (SORI) Sorich, Marta/Joey/Annie/Chris
7826 (STAN) Stanley/Krysinski, Sarah/Tanner
7827 (STAR) Staron, Vaughn/Shay/Nicole/Patrick
7832 (STEA) Steacy, Aubrey/Thea/Roz/Katy/Tony
7834 (STEI) Steinman, Annie/Heidi/Becky
7837 (STER) Sternberg, Eva/Lars/Asta
7886 (STVN) Stevens, Brett/Patty
7838 (STEV) Stevens/Dion/Santosuosso, Ryan/Mike/Lily/Dante
7839 (STEW) Stewart, Eílis/Leir/Jacob/Marcee
7862 (STOC) Stockton, August/Liz
7866 (STON) Stoner, Emery/Eliza/Kaley/Nick
7882 (STUA) Stuart, Juni/Ellie/Silas
7887 (STUR) Sturgis, Quin/Max/Jesse/Amber
7888 (SUTT) Sutten-Randall, Claire/Nick/Stephanie
7926 (SWAN) Swanson, Shasta
8728 (TRAV) Travis, Tillie/Stefan/Megan
8783 (TRUE) True, Dottie/Banks/Averil/Joe
8233 (VADE) Vader/Davidson, Gabe/Amelia/Kyle
6275 (MARK) Videa Marks, Kai/Ayla/Susan
9255 (WALK) Walker, Grady/Maeva/Jayme/Kevan
9557 (WLKR) Walker, Bill/Gail
9265 (WANL) Wanlass, Isla/Nia/Tyler/Heather
4283 (GATE) Westgate, Robin/Riverly
9378 (WEST) Westgate, Ravenna/Escher
9433 (WHEE) Wheeler, Ayla/Neten/Jason
9436 (WIEN) Wiens, Ella/Hanna/Jake/Becca
9645 (WOHL) Wohlgemuth, Toren/Aspen
9548 (WLHT) Wohlhart/Posavec, Pia/Noah/Paul/Iva
9379 (YERX) Yerxa, Liayla/Tenny/Rowan/McKenzie
MORE HUMANS COMING SOON
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Everyone in any big city you know!